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Wednesday, 7 December 2011

Pretty Women are overrated!!!!!!!

Wait, wait, hold up, gimme a sec, take a chill pill pips *dusts shirt*
Kai, u guys should gimme a break, yess I understand what Im saying.....n yimu to u too sir, but it might be interesting to note that I am quite a stunner myself! but im not overrated sha.

Pheww, ok, yes pretty women are overrated......quick question, who made the standard for beauty?? hmmn, tell me, n I always wonder why, all the Bible stories we have all have Adam wiv some really compact and tight 6-pack abs and Eve with slim, nice curvy shape with long hair. For Christ sake who was there at the age of the garden of Eden, for all I care, Adam could have been some fat, round dude with bushy hair and Eve, a very 'african' woman wiv voluptuous assets all round (I mean, even science points to Africa as the cradle of mankind).

Its quite amazing mostimes to see how men.....no, I think men would already know this, to see how guys would be falling over each other all in the bid to get a 'hot' girl........dude, the fact that she's pretty doesnt mean she's pleasant…..I guess u haven’t seen a fineeeeeee young lay-deh who just cant shut up! Sounds funny, buh hmmmn, I just pray that u don’t meet her brova, I pray u just don’t!
Seriously, Im tired of seeing guys who are waiting to find gurls like......who's the 'hottest' now sef, I dont even know, buh, im tired of guys waitng to find gurls like that in their neighbourhood, all slim n what not, I mean, those gurls where not raised in a country where eba or pounded yam was a steady dinner! Stop looking up to the western media for the definition of beauty.

*mumbling under her voice*, I mean I don’t even understand where and how we got the adjective ‘hot’ as an adjective to describe a woman! Like seriously, of all the words in the English language……’hot’, seriously….shouldnt that be the temperature of the sun! or the adjective to describe soup or something of the sort or even of a sick person body temperature, not a beautiful woman joor.

I know we’ve heard about the ‘beauty is in the eye of the beholder or even ‘beerholder’, but, really, ‘beauty’ is in everyone of us….yes ma’am, even Mr Ibu’s married and to a beautiful wife too! it’s just a pity that the media has so programmed our minds into believing that ‘Mr right’ must be some tall, well built, 6-pack hunk (Dearfuturehusband, im not relasing u oh, u better not get round), yes, he mustn’t be hunky, she musnt be curvy.

God made everyone in His image, so everyone is beautiful, or in the words of the Creator Himself, everyone is ‘good’. Lets try n look more on the inside than the outside……..n I’m not talking about her underwear dude.

O.k for e.g, a gurl might be mighty fine, and might look like she’s all independent and don’t need ur money, but if she aaaaaalllllllwwwwaaaaaays expects u to get the bill anytime u guys go out…..red light,…….i’m saying she’s a golddigger n she aint messing wiv no broke dude!
Its not all about the brazillian hair n the long legs n the clingy clothes n the pointed nose, lets get our standards right before we find out that the ultimate gold was just fools gold!

Yours………..stunning and not overrated.

A.D

16 comments:

  1. thats very right ma dear...........n you r actually not overrated

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  2. true but not all. saw one today @ d filling station wearing cut nd sow satin dey follow okada man argue for 20 bux. funny scene.

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  3. Your piece is compelling, and funny to read, however, its something that I can guess was writing out of emotion
    Concerning your beauty and personality quip, is your point that all women that are not "HOT" have a beautiful personality?? If you insist on equality, you should understand that not only the good traits, but the bad traits are equally distributed. The difference being only in the self esteem of the person in question. The Girls who are pretty and know it tend to have better self esteem. The likely hood that people who are beautiful and those who are not so much, having personalities that are not completely social are equal. Given the opportunity to chose a woman who pretty, and all and one that isnt so much, with the same kind of personality. I think I would go the the prettier one, and so would any one else.
    im sorry, but this is all balls, You know something is fine just by looking at it, its instinctive, nobody tells you how to breathe, no body teaches you that sugar tastes sweet and bitter leaf is bitter.
    The selection of who boys like is a science, but at its most primal level, realized or not, certain instinctive factors kick in. for example, being fat cannot be considered a prospective attribute for a potential wife, if u go back to the times where man hustled with wild animals and shit to survive, being fat would mean death, animals would first of all single you out as a prospective meal, then when the time to bail out comes the fat person would be the first to go, so in the process of selecting a slim well toned lady, its a form of natural selection, trying to weed out the gene of being overweight to ensure the survival of the species.

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  4. Wooooow.....this is the longest comment yet *hands over 'longest comment' trophy*
    So....u say the post's quite compelling n funny..well thank you. Then u went ahead n shared ur opinion, apologizing n then calling mine balls.....well honey, u didnt have to....its YOUR opinion.
    and to answer your ques, no, I do not think that everyone who isnt 'hot; has a beautiful personality, i mean not every frog in the pond is a prince! I guess what I was trying to say was that, most times the emphasis on the specification of how a lass should look to get the attention of a lad is outrageous and mostimes quite unnecessary....I guess u might not tink urself 'Mr Universe' worthy cauz u aint 6' or taller or got 6 packs, but u still think urslf better than all the contestants, cos though aint got those tings, u know u r the 'Mr' in someones Universe and a great guy (which im sure u are btw).
    So, Mr anonymous,I hope we understand each other now.......I think I know who this is...hiding behind all that big grammar, im glad u dropped by, hope to see u more often *winks*

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  5. Lol!!!! it seems like you were ranting and if i dint know any better i'd say u were. Love this piece, u re a real comic, I want more.

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  6. We are all beautiful, but some are more beautiful than others. And let's be honest, everyone treats beautiful people differently.

    Buut all those eyelashes and co is taking it to places mehn lol

    Adiya
    Muse Origins
    Muse Origins FB

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  7. True true..most times as I've noticed tho, the beauty is complimented or rather greatly enhanced by lovely clothes, mad ass shoes, expensive hair and a whole lot of pretty make up. So I think what guys should ask themselves is, "if I take all these off of her, would I still like what's left?"

    Ms Infamous
    http://bitemylowerlips.blogspot.com

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  8. yaaayyyy! my first visitor of the year *hands over trophy* n also she's someone who actually gets it! thank you for understanding perfectly, im sure u are gorgeous n not overated n im sure u write good stuff too *now going to read her blog * u can read my older posts too. hope to see u often

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  9. I love this piece girl, it's true, and I love the way you were able to add comedy into the truth. You are really talented at this. Don't stop writing k!

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  10. Everyone has good qualities that make them appealing or attractive. Most of these qualities are not easily discernible to the eye so the human mind seeks out certain physical characteristics in assumption. That's why we judge people by how they appear.

    The girls who are pretty and have poor manners are so because their bad behaviour is always excused away by others. So also for good looking men; they act like rodents and are excused because, haba, they are fine joo.

    Still, we are all beautiful in one way or the other...

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  11. Uhnnnn, thanks dear anonymous reader, i wont stop.......at least ill try not to *big grin*
    lol, yesso ms catwalq, they are xcused cos of their beauty,but sometimes, they can be vexing sha.

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  12. I love! Very true an you're also very funny.
    Well done :)

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  13. Stop hating!..if I'd not know U I'ld have said U're just a hater!..seriously if Pretty chicks are over rated den U n Ur brown eyes wit every oda thing dat make Me.........is over rated!..Lol

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  14. Bliv me when i say Beauty is also sometimes underrated and quick question for you A. D: Can you get married to a pot-belly,Fat,Bald,pimples oriented,pack-less skinny man with inner beauty? If ur answer is 'yes' then i truly get ur point...lol

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  15. Rotflol, my dear, how can he be skinny n fat at the same time. Sha even if he's all you say, just make sure he's got a very clean queens accent, n has the fear of Gawd, n thank you cupid, :)

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