Wait, wait, hold up, gimme a sec, take a chill pill pips
*dusts shirt*
Kai, u guys should gimme a break, yess I understand what Im
saying.....n yimu to u too sir, but it might be interesting to note
that I am quite a stunner myself! but im not overrated sha.
Pheww, ok, yes pretty women are
overrated......quick question, who made the standard for beauty?? hmmn, tell
me, n I always wonder why, all the Bible stories we have all
have Adam wiv some really compact and tight 6-pack abs and Eve with
slim, nice curvy shape with long hair. For Christ sake who was there at
the age of the garden of Eden, for all I care, Adam could have been some fat,
round dude with bushy hair and Eve, a very 'african' woman wiv voluptuous assets all round (I mean, even science points to Africa as the cradle of mankind).
Its quite amazing mostimes to see
how men.....no, I think men would already know this, to see how guys would be
falling over each other all in the bid to get a 'hot' girl........dude, the
fact that she's pretty doesnt mean she's pleasant…..I guess u haven’t seen a
fineeeeeee young lay-deh who just cant shut up! Sounds funny, buh hmmmn, I just
pray that u don’t meet her brova, I pray u just don’t!
Seriously, Im tired of seeing guys
who are waiting to find gurls like......who's the 'hottest' now sef, I dont even know, buh, im tired of guys waitng to find gurls like that in their neighbourhood, all slim n what not, I mean, those gurls where
not raised in a country where eba or pounded yam was a steady dinner! Stop
looking up to the western media for the definition of beauty.
*mumbling under her voice*, I mean I don’t even understand
where and how we got the adjective ‘hot’ as an adjective to describe a woman! Like
seriously, of all the words in the English language……’hot’, seriously….shouldnt that be the temperature of the
sun! or the adjective to describe soup or something of the sort or even of a
sick person body temperature, not a beautiful woman joor.
I know we’ve heard about the ‘beauty is in the eye of the
beholder or even ‘beerholder’, but, really, ‘beauty’ is in everyone of us….yes
ma’am, even Mr Ibu’s married and to a beautiful wife too! it’s just a pity that
the media has so programmed our minds into believing that ‘Mr right’ must be
some tall, well built, 6-pack hunk (Dearfuturehusband, im not relasing u oh, u
better not get round), yes, he mustn’t be hunky, she musnt be curvy.
God made everyone in His image, so everyone is beautiful, or
in the words of the Creator Himself, everyone is ‘good’. Lets try n look more on
the inside than the outside……..n I’m not talking about her underwear dude.
O.k for e.g, a gurl might be mighty fine, and might look
like she’s all independent and don’t need ur money, but if she aaaaaalllllllwwwwaaaaaays expects u
to get the bill anytime u guys go out…..red light,…….i’m saying she’s a
golddigger n she aint messing wiv no broke dude!
Its not all about the brazillian hair n the long legs n the
clingy clothes n the pointed nose, lets get our standards right before we find
out that the ultimate gold was just fools gold!
Yours………..stunning and not overrated.
A.D